You see grown men holding hands and casually exchanging conversation, and it isn’t weird at all.
You see Obama images on just about everything…playing cards, kangas, lawn ornaments…etc, etc.
When given an option between driving in a car and driving in a golf cart on steroids, you choose the golf cart every time because you know it means you’ll get there twice as fast.
When you order fried fish, you know that the eyeballs aren’t optional.
You know that sometimes, it really is faster if you get out and push.
You can watch the food chain unfold in your kitchen on a daily basis: the cat gets the lizard that gets the spider that gets the mosquito that gets you. (How did I end up on the bottom of that food chain? Grrrr….)
You are finally allowed to embrace the fact that women have hips, and if someone tells you you’re fat, it’s given as a great compliment.